paper-mario-wiki:

when you say something kinda mean as a joke but the other person doesnt respond and you think you actually upset them so you send them 500 messages apologizing and explaining that it was a joke

fruitcrocs:

tastefullyoffensive:

They’re watching ‘The Aristocats’ (probably). (photo by Anya Yukhtina)

petflix and chill

frog-president:

nyehs:

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

altersociety:

danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

smallmangosteen:

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

clubsprout:

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way